Ventures of an ex indie game developer

Anomalies trips you up

C++ is still the language of choice when building fast things. (Linus being the duly noted exception of course.) Also note that building fast things is not the same as building fast. Rust is never going to catch on for a bunch of reasons: volatility, syntax, performance. Go is better Java for back-end. Etc. But the things you still have to build in C++ make your brain hurt. For instance, I felt the need to write an optimized function for turning doubles into strings! 2016! The good ol' sprintf was an order of magnitude slower and gcvt isn't standardized enough (mostly thanks to Microsoft's _gcvt_s shit). And boost is bloat and I don't use.

The drawback of writing these things in C++ is that it number of lines of code you need to churn out is very high (43 in my case), not to mention the overhead. The .h file takes up another line, and you keep the code in an .inl to create fast code. The problem with that is that when you change a central .inl you need to compile every damn .cpp file in your project. And then of course you make a bug which you aren't able to detect with your home-brew unit tests (home-brew to avoid depending on third parties which sucks in C++, and unable to detect since you don't foresee the hard bugs).

My bug was that 27.05020 would become "27.052". I.e. all decimal zeros not next to the dot disappeared. Rust's syntax doesn't prevent you from these silly bugs, but to Rust's credit I have to say that you never would write this type of code. That is also true for all sensible languages. Fucken C++...

I just experienced another even more trippy anomaly. I noticed a bulge on the bottom of my lower-left arm. Very small, say 1 centimeter long, 0.4 centimeters wide and the shape of a parenthesis pushing the skin out. Hard and very... worm-like. At first I thought it was a piece of my subcutaneous fat that had hardened for some reason. I have no parasites that I know of, and never had (there are practically none in this country). Very strange. After a couple of seconds it loosened up and disappeared. Either this is me starting to lose my grip or I've somehow contracted something in need of a host. I've never been scared of going insane, but would still prefer to keep this type of thing a singular oddity rather than a reoccurring anomaly.

With a least one anomaly gone, Trabant is slightly better than before. We're soon ready for a v1.1.

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