The following app has been approved and the app status has changed to Ready for Sale: Trabant. Woohoo!
All that remains now is to figure out how to educate people on how to use Trabant for iOS, so they won't think it's an editor. It is merely a simulator with fiddling support. I might as well give up right away. Done. Ahhh... feel better already.
Ventures of an ex indie game developer